Tarika Pimple Removing Powder

Wondering why oil prices are going through the roof? It’s hard to believe when you have barrels of the stuff oozing out of your skin that you’d happily give away for free.

Oh, you oily thing. Tarika Pimple Removing Powder is guaranteed to zap those zits and leave your face radiant and glowing.

Made of micronutrients found in the Himalayas, this unpretentious, dust–coloured powder deals a death blow to chronic acne and excess oiliness. Mix to a paste with humble H2O and then smear on the nasty, bumpy bits on your face. Let it dry, and rinse off. It’ll sting a wee bit, but that only means it’s doing its thing.

Those oil companies had better find another source, because your supply will run dry in no time.

Matri Store, Aurobindo Marg, New Delhi.